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(Source: simpsons420, via everythingscomingtoanend)
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
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Hi.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have
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how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park
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i fucking hate you mom
By far