chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

(via follower)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(Source: tybult, via worldwar2chainz)

  • Me:

    Hi.

  • Adult:

    WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT

reginasmom:

those kids who still think liking old music makes them special 

(via worldwar2chainz)

oomshi:

I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have

(via kanyewesticle)

scenephase:

fact: all people from wisconsin live in giant cheese curds

(via follower)

paepertowns:

how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park 

(via snapchatting)

adultnapped:

got the booty?

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no 

(via maliciousmelons)

i fucking hate you mom
said no black child that is still with us (via metr0link)

(Source: ninjabosskennywu, via kanyewesticle)

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