• iphone user:*minding his own business*
  • android user:AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user:im not really a fanboy
  • android user:let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user:hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user:good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user:it's quite large
  • Android user:you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user:oh my god!
  • android user:oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

(via sparklystuffyay)

serfborts:

gamergirlsturf:

Thank you for letting me be fully clothed instead of being in a bikini and a cape, looking like a slut

I don’t know what kind of beach your “fully clothed” musty ass goes to take your monthly showers sis but around these parts, most women wear bikinis to beaches [like Bey in this gif] and there is nothing “slutty” about that. I’ll end the lashing here for your sake. I don’t do walk-in appointments.

(via thedysfunctionalchild)

keep-away-reality:

19th of October

keep-away-reality:

19th of October

(via sparklystuffyay)

Anonymous asked

Dude the gamecube sucked

dreamsofshaay:

Basically
spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(via bojangless)

me at friends house

  • friend:so... what do u wanna do
  • me:idk its ur house
  • friend:idk ur the guest
  • me:idk its ur house
louistopharrysbottomicallmiddle:

Happy October!!!

THICK THIGHS AND DARK EYES

(via ovo-yonna)